
Irreverent rap about a bad lifeguard. Created by Nathan Worden Director of Photography: Evan Gütt 2nd Camera: Tuan Troung Oh he's the Bad Lifeguard, selective with his CPR Life insurance I hope you've got, you won't be safe unless you're hot. All of his time goes into relaxation, Go find somebody else if you're in need of salvation. When you leave to go swim, Make sure your Mom could kiss you, Lookin' bad at this pool has become a safety issue. Guess what, his head's full of chlorine where his brain should be stored, While the other lifeguards work, he sleeps on the diving board. For the sake of us all, his lessons gotta stop, I came to lear to dive and all he taught was how to flop. Sure he's a tough guy and his tan is lookin' great, but the goggle floatie combo still makes him look like he's 8. Hang on you say, that today is your religious event As a baby you were sprinkled but now you're gettin' wet. You are going to brave the waters because you are on a mission, but let me warn ya, you won't rise from this guy's baptism. Yeah, that's right, he's a certified dunker of sons and daughters, just to see them again, better pray, god parts the waters. Texting, flexing, what he does when he's not resting. Flirting, smirking, what he does, he's never working. You know that you are in trouble when your lifeguard's blowing bubbles, unless you want to drown miss, pleas stay off the premises. Party Underwater, Popo cannot bother, welcome to an all out brawl, best party ever <b>...</b>
Nathan Worden
chapman
bad lifeguard
corvallis high school
underground showdown
mr. spartan
crescent valley
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